Let me introduce you to my associates.
Lilianna, 25, Mexico
Sylvia, 18, Catalonia10PM- Begin the night with a falafel or doener.
11pm- Arrive on the Reeperbahn. Enjoy your freedom to drink on the streets.
12am- Go to a disco. Dance.
2am- Up your alcohol content at Lucky Star. A bar offering shots for less than a euro each.
From left to right: A Mexicaner (Lili), Jaegermeister (Me), Tequilla (Sylvia)3am- Get pissed at drunken German for not separating American politics from the rest of America.
3:30am- Take drunken pictures of yourself in the street.
3:35am- Go back to Disco. Dance.
4:45am- Take nap in disco.
5:00am- Refuel at a Turkish run restaurant.
5:45am- Walk to the Fischmarkt. Shop at the wide variety of stands outside, including a stand for giant stars. Don't worry, there's fish too.
6:30am- Go inside the Fischmarkt building and enjoy your last drink of the night/morning...
...or fall asleep at the table.
8:30am- Get home. Sleep.
I hope you've found this instructional and useful and that this guide will guide you in all your life endeavors.
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2 comments:
Love the instruction manual, and it will become very useful since my layover is in Frankfurt. As far as trusting me about the states, don't. I was highly intoxicated at the time since that was the only path of survival.
I shall put a copy of your instructional manual in the instructional handbook I have created for my staff.
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