Summer in the City

Let's face it. I don't have enough money to live and pay rent in NYC without an income. So here are some of the ways I'm considering trying to get by this summer:

1. Getting a real job.
2. Getting a job through a temp agency.
3. Working with a grassroots political campaign, canvasing to raise money for progressive causes.
4. Taking classes so I can take out more loans.
5. Dressing up like a superhero and standing in Times Square charging people money to take pictures with me.
6. Figuring out how to make crystal meth out of my allergy medicine.
7. Asking my parents for a bailout plan.

Right now, options 3 and 4 are looking the most viable but any other suggestions are appreciated.